Two Hair Clippers That’ll Keep the Top of Your Noggin Clean and Crisp

These hair clippers will help maintain the top of your head, so your beard's natural beauty shines through like the powerful warrior it is.
Time for a trim?


Oster Classic 76

Looks like a prop from a classic movie, but this is the big poppa of hair clippers on Amazon.

Nothing fancy, just a workhorse made for heavy duty use.

Includes detachable blades, sizes 000 and 1, blade guard, oil, clipper grease and a cleaning brush.

Housing made of ultra-durable material to handle abuse.

9 foot power cord allows you to reach to the farthest part of a massive Afro.

Cuts through any type of hair, wet or dry, for as long as your day is.


Heavy duty design allows you to cut through any type of hair.

Will be an heirloom in your family, ten generations after you've popped your clogs.

Runner up

Wahl Magic Clip

Another professional hair cutting product from Wahl, the company synonymous with hair clippers.

Use with or without a cord.

Accessories include 8 attachment combs, oil, cleaning brush, instructions, blade guard and recharging transformer.

Made for professional use, designed to deliver sharp performance experts demand.

Zero-overlap 2161 blades offer excellent speed.

The taper lever lets you control blending and fading.

Lithium ion battery gives you 90 minutes run time per charge.

Be sure to buy your Wahl from an authorized dealer to be covered by the manufacturer’s warranty.

For sale and use in the U.S.A. only.


Use with or without cord.

Comes with 8 attachment combs to cover any length of hair.


Don’t bring a cutting machine near your beard. That’s not what I’m saying.

Let it sit there like a king on his throne.

Obey it.

But the top of your head?

Don’t let it turn into a fur ball that looks like it was chomped and spat out by a washing machine.

Get a set of hair clippers and DIY the top of your noggin into a perfectly sculpted block.

Or strip off the comb and push that puppy through your locks like an Iowa farmer harvesting corn.

Either one of these machines, the Oster Classic 76 or Wahl Magic Clip, will do a great job at making your head frame your beard.

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