Don’t bring a cutting machine near your beard. That’s not what I’m saying.
Let it sit there like a king on his throne.
Obey it.
But the top of your head?
Don’t let it turn into a fur ball that looks like it was chomped and spat out by a washing machine.
Get a set of hair clippers and DIY the top of your noggin into a perfectly sculpted block.
Or strip off the comb and push that puppy through your locks like an Iowa farmer harvesting corn.
The Classic 76 will do a great job of making your head frame your beard.
