Your wife more of a man than you?
You still not sure which side of the longnose pliers goes into your nose, and which part in your hand? You believe that's the function of a pair of longnose pliers?
We're in more trouble than we thought.
Look, dude, you're useless. You think DIY stands for Delicately Intimate Yearnings.
Seriously, man, you need help.
Not sure if it's possible, but maybe Gear Guide Co can get you to a place where you MIGHT be able to tell someone you're a man without them bursting into a cackle.
Not promising anything.
In fact, maybe you should sign up your wife's email address, just in case your email address has already been added to the Not-So-Manly-Needs-A-Slap-Upside-The-Head list.
Maybe your wife's more of a man than you'll ever be.
If that's the case, she'll like the stuff on Gear Guide Co.
If, however, you wear your jockeys a few days straight, you drink red wine, beer, you open the door for women, and do other manly man stuff, Gear Guide Co will bless your eyeballs with the stuff they think they deserve.
Drench your eyes in coolology.
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When you buy, we make some dough. Because most links on this site are of the affiliate kind. If you buy through them, we can keep helping you be the man you'll probably never be. At least we'll be able to wash our hands in innocence. Maybe you should ask your mommy for help.