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Shock your neighbors with this front lawn massacre

In a quiet suburban garden, one sunny afternoon, a bear attacked the garden gnomes. No gnome was safe! Not even the biggest, bravest and most brazen survived this massacre.

But don’t worry, you’re safe from this ferocious animal, since he’s already occupied with four gnomes, one of which is dangling from his mouth!

Show your neighbors their gnomes aren’t safe either by sticking this twisted take on the traditional garden gnome in your front garden.

Bear needs no feeding, as the picture attests to.

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