Welcome to GearGuide.Co, the ultimate destination for all the wannabe-cool-kids out there.
Our "handpicked" (LOL) selection of gear is sure to make you look like you have your act together, even though we all know that's far from true.
You're still just a hen-pecked, momma's boy who's about as exciting as a bowl of oatmeal.
But don't worry, with our curated lists of gear, you can at least pretend you're living on the cutting edge.
From the latest must-have products available on Amazon, to the obscure and exclusive finds on crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter and Indiegogo, we've got you covered.
And let's not forget our affiliate links to Amazon, because nothing screams "I'm cool" like overpaying for products.
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Maybe one day you'll be able to fool someone into thinking you're not a total loser.
But let's be real, you'll never truly be cool, but at least you can try with GearGuide.Co.
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